My sharp detective skills tells me something is a bit off here.

That’s enough internet for today
The internet sure can “be your angle….or yuor devil”

From October 23th to October 30th it is Asexual awareness week!
So get your asexy on!

Somepony think just because they’re dead they can get out of a promise.
I’m a veeeeery patient mare so I’ll have non of that =___=

Somepony think just because they’re dead they can get out of a promise.
I’m a veeeeery patient mare so I’ll have non of that =___=

I’m not lazy. Just conserving my energy.

I’m not lazy. Just conserving my energy.

How could you even suspect me of such a thing?

How could you even suspect me of such a thing?

If that’s an argument I’m an escape artist.

If that’s an argument I’m an escape artist.

It has been a long day.

It has been a long day.

Didn’t anypony teach you the dangers of stereotyping?

Didn’t anypony teach you the dangers of stereotyping?

I have a bowling ball with your name on it.

I have a bowling ball with your name on it.