My sharp detective skills tells me something is a bit off here.

That’s enough internet for today
The internet sure can “be your angle….or yuor devil”

Somepony think just because they’re dead they can get out of a promise.
I’m a veeeeery patient mare so I’ll have non of that =___=

Somepony think just because they’re dead they can get out of a promise.
I’m a veeeeery patient mare so I’ll have non of that =___=

I’m not lazy. Just conserving my energy.

I’m not lazy. Just conserving my energy.

How could you even suspect me of such a thing?

How could you even suspect me of such a thing?

If that’s an argument I’m an escape artist.

If that’s an argument I’m an escape artist.

It has been a long day.

It has been a long day.

Didn’t anypony teach you the dangers of stereotyping?

Didn’t anypony teach you the dangers of stereotyping?

I have a bowling ball with your name on it.

I have a bowling ball with your name on it.

Something something destiny something.

Something something destiny something.