When mod ordered a custom made plushie of Ace it took 3 months for it to cross the Russian boarder. Ace can never unsee the things she saw there.

You gotta plan your outfit after what you’re planning to do on your girls night out.

They are the main reason I moved to Ponyville. You can only answer the same 5 intrusive questions every day so many times before you go mad.

It isn’t considered dark magic if you have a license! 

After this Aurora banned me from using her costume room >:T

It’s important to do proper pest control.

Gotta know how to work the system.

How fancy will your date be @ask-nerdyshy?
Dinner? The cinema? A romantic walk in the park?

My father is an interior decorator. He kinda get dibs.

If you can’t remember the first meeting. Make one up :D