Imagin a world where everyone except you seems to be obsessed with stamps and you have no idea why. That’s what it feels like at times.

a-rather-rottenpony-deactivated:

Ft. dimensions-of-roosevelt-v & ask-acepony

Rot just you wait. Soon the cake will be mine!

ask-sonatadusk:

Which Ace? I know two~ @acethepony and ask-acepony

Ace.exe has stopped responding.

I(we) did not take lightly to the cake tax The Neck implemented.

askgene:

Gene: Ace, I have no idea how you turned into a tiny version of yourself, or where you got that cloak, but get lost!
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I suspect the boss at the asexual agenda office is still mad about that time I ate their cake.

The cake in canterlot-cafe​ is delicious <3

theballadofbunny:

Bunny: I’ve tried it before and I just don’t like the taste, also could I get another glass of water?

featuring: ask-acepony

I’m so fired.

crayondoodle:

rest in kek

Zzzzzz…cake…zzzzzz…

I went to school in Canterlot so 90% of my classmates where unicorns. A teenage unicorn with no latent for magic got nothing on a good old fashioned kick!