They don’t teach random dork memorization at princess school.

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askpun:

Just tossing around a ball with my pal Ace Pony!

Artwork by CrisPokeFan
Script #1577

Could somepony press Ctrl+T for me?

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I’m so hurt by this baseless accusation, baseless I tell you!
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That movie was unrealistic about survivability in space?
Ooops… Sorry Gene.

Imagin a world where everyone except you seems to be obsessed with stamps and you have no idea why. That’s what it feels like at times.

Seems like Stud isn’t the most liked pony among the nightguards.

a-rather-rottenpony-deactivated:

Ft. dimensions-of-roosevelt-v & ask-acepony

Rot just you wait. Soon the cake will be mine!

ask-sonatadusk:

Which Ace? I know two~ @acethepony and ask-acepony

Ace.exe has stopped responding.

I(we) did not take lightly to the cake tax The Neck implemented.

askgene:

Gene: Ace, I have no idea how you turned into a tiny version of yourself, or where you got that cloak, but get lost!
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I suspect the boss at the asexual agenda office is still mad about that time I ate their cake.