Ask Acepony

How could you even suspect me of such a thing?

If that’s an argument I’m an escape artist.

It has been a long day.

Didn’t anypony teach you the dangers of stereotyping?

I have a bowling ball with your name on it.

Something something destiny something.

What did we do? Q__Q

Aurora will get the highscore on this in no time.

Why does it feel like somepony is shooting daggers towards my neck?

That sure was an informative and very illegal message Ace had.

Confused? Check out the Welcome to Night Vale Podcast here.
I highly recommend it.