askyourgunrunner:

asksirlintalot:

thedragenda:

There was a saying in my old scout troop.
“One time a scout, always a pyromaniac“

[oooooooh my e_e” ] 

The GunRunner, the second she noticed the hideous act of burning the poet’s stockpile of toilet paper, acted immediately. (which just so happens to be while the arsonist was still at the scene and instead of doing something like putting out the fire or …. detaining the crazy mare she…)

…Wasting no time The GunRunner used the power of the word and paper to convince the pyromaniac, while at it, to also go and burn down its own stockpile of candies…. all of them.

Too late the arsonist realised what just transpired, possible “branded” forever for treason…

meanwhile the GunRunner took a nap.

Luckily I only burned the ingredients we use to make hard candy so we could use it.
Unluckily boss made me make it all before it cooled down because I caused the arson Q___Q So unfair!

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