Admit it Sombra. You’re just jealous because I look better in it then you.

That is how the Asexual agenda goes right? I never got my copy in the mail so I’m just guessing.

Did I look for it behind the sofa? I can’t remember anymore.

Seriously Zeus has the best party tricks I have ever seen.

Well I said this blog was 99% silly so I guess this post is also the 1%.

It is estimated that around 1% of the world population are asexual or grey-aces.

I have no idea why the other ponies in Canterlot thought I lacked manners.

I’m sorry Mali. This tend to happen when I turn down free cake.

Or to become a serial killer.

Whatever comes first.

Oddly enough Sombra seems to only attack when I have bought crystal topped cake.